Saturday, February 7, 2009

Rinku & Dinesh Go To Pirate City

That's it. I'm calling the movie rights to these two guys right now. The story writes itself. Someone places a casting call for a reality TV show in India to find the most powerful and accurate arm in the entire country. The prize: a trip to the United States of America to pitch infront of major league scouts and the opportunity to sign a contract to a baseball team. And then, to the amazement of many, two men, who don't even have the slightest clue of what a baseball is or what the rules of baseball are, are signed to a contract. Yankees? No. Red Sox? No. Dodgers? Nope. The Pittsburgh Pirates. Ding ding ding! Already a laughing stock of the American sports world, the Pirates, of all teams, take a chance on two guys that never picked up a bat., ball, or glove.

I'm seeing a mixture of Slumdog Millionaire, Rudy, and Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Well, everyone's favorite Indians have arrived in Bradenton, FL for Spring Training. They are so egar to pitch, but they must wait one more week. I'm hoping the best for these two guys. I'd love to see at least one of them be successful so the movie can be made.

I believe that the best writers in Hollywood couldn't even write stuff like this:

"We also going American Doctor. this is first time we ever going doctor like this. He having many things he testing us with. They hit knee with rubber hammer. He looking in our nose and ears even. He also checking us for hernia. We not saying how he checking, but we happy JB Sir telling us Doctor doing this thing. If he not telling us, being big surprise."

Let's Go Bucs!

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